I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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