If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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