that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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