I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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