he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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