you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
