I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
