Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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