Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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