But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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