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And she was only 16?

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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(421): And she was only 16? (1-421): You say that like it's a bad thing. http://tfl.nu/zexo

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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me

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dont be selfish, show some boob

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(617): i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me (781): dont be selfish, show some boob http://tfl.nu/w4jv

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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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(914): you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped http://tfl.nu/cz84

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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'

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Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.

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Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?

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(973): He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass' (973): Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic. (229): Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom? http://tfl.nu/xp9a

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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch

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(516): Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch http://tfl.nu/s2ci

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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(619): im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull. http://tfl.nu/oak8

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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume

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we need ur ladder

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(612): He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume (612): we need ur ladder http://tfl.nu/n9qh

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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.

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(256): She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks. http://tfl.nu/9wib

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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

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Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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(315): Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time? (540): Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude http://tfl.nu/szgw

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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.

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(307): I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes. http://tfl.nu/vcco

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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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(520): my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl http://tfl.nu/kolr

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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!

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(443): Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch! http://tfl.nu/w5ox

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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right

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(559): I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right http://tfl.nu/jxe2

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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.

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(360): Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void. http://tfl.nu/6brj

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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....

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(306): we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter.... http://tfl.nu/0sk3

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