mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?