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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?

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  Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.

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  Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

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• (925): View more from California

  2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before

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• (818): View more from California

  My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."

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  Did you win?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.

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• (707): View more from California

  This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped

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• (714): View more from California

  I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...

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