Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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