I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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