maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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