dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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