the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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