awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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