the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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