I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
