those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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