I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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