He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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