i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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