Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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