Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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