Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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