For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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