I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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