it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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