We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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