Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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