butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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