i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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