Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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