Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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