I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
People in love make me want to vomit
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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