what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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