She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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