she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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