it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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