____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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