I need help removing her.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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