I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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