Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i think my tv is drunk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize