My first STD was from a foam party
where am i from again
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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