This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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