Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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