I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
