She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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