I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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