The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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