Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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